So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Damn victory sex feels great
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize