i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
did i walk over a car last night?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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