I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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