let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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