I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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