He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I will be naked everywhere
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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