If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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