the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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