First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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