Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
operation have a gay friend backfired
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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