what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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