You're completely useless in the revolution.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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