I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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