i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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