turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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