its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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