I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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