That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
