She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The struggles of a small town man whore
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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