I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
The ass gains better be worth it
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