we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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