I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
