no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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