You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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