Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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