apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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