I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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