He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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