i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Randomize
