I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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