I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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