Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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