He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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