The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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