you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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