Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i wish my penis had a tongue
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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