Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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