im having a threesome with these popsicles
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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