You're completely useless in the revolution.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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