come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Randomize
