don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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