So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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