but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
you never un-have a 4some
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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