So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think weed is turning my hair brown
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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