Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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