Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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