dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
