its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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