After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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