Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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