All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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