I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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