did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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