Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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