If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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