He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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