How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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